Facts & Fun
Udderly Funny Jokes
Q. Why do cows wear bells?A. Because their horns don't work.
Q. What do cows wear in Hawaii?A. Moo moos
Q. Why did the farmer feed his cow money?A. He wanted rich milk.
Q. Where do cows go on vacation?A. Moo York
Q. What happens when a cow stops shaving?A. It grows a Moo-stache
Q. What is every cow's favorite music?A. The sound of Moo-sic
Q. What are Eskimo cows called?A. Eski-moos
Q. What do you call the cow that fell in a hole?A. A holey cow!
Q. What do cows do on a Saturday night?A. They go to the moovies.
Q. What would you use to count cows?A. A Cow-culator.